Hoth Tub Men's T-Shirt

Come on in. The water's fine.

Yes, Hoth is several hundred degrees below freezing and yes, it's completely nonsensical to bathe in a hot tub considering the intensely frosty environs. However, a Tauntaun's innards are ridiculously warm and abundantly available.

Hmmmm.

Our incredibly EXCLUSIVE and pleasant smelling Hoth Tub Men's T-Shirt tells the story of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker making the best of a bad situation:

They drew straws, and the loser carved a hot tub from a Tauntaun.

The result? A VERY warm hot tub riddled with chunky Tauntaun innards and an overwhelming stench causing one to vomit/black out/regain consciousness/ black out again after 13 seconds of bathing.

Yep, this Star Wars-themed t-shirt for men celebrates Han and Luke's resourcefulness and an apparent tolerance for swimming in giant, especially putrid animal corpses. 

War is hell, folks.

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