I'm sure you've stubbed your toe before and help yourself overwhelmed with an incomprehensible rage. In that moment, you could have been inducted into those fire-blooded anti-heroes, the Red Lantern Corps! Instead, you've just been cleared to get the 97% polyester 3% spandex Green Lantern Red Lantern Rage Socks!
You probably just want these fine socks instead of an actual Red Lantern Power Ring. Those things kind of ruin your thought process and replace your blood with a combination of napalm and pure, unfiltered rage. I think we get enough of that with 24/7 news channels!
